2017 Conferences
| The North Remembers | Jar Jar Drinks | |||||||
| # | Owner Name | Team Name | Power Conference | # | Owner Name | Team Name | Power Conference | |
| 1 | Michael Donaldson | JC Bama KC | Southeastern Conference (SEC) | 1 | Richard Lemmer | Notta State Fighting Squirrels | Southeastern Conference (SEC) | |
| 2 | Ryan Yursky | Fully E. Richt | Pacific-12 (Pac-12) | 2 | Ryan McCormack | Daddy of the MAC Daddies | Mid-American (MAC) | |
| 3 | Charley King | Fear the Beard | Southeastern Conference (SEC) | 3 | Erika Lisch | Gabency | Southeastern Conference (SEC) | |
| 4 | Nicole Gaunt | War Damn Eagle | Southeastern Conference (SEC) | 4 | Katie Yursky | Bye, Felicia | Big 10 | |
| 5 | Michael Adkinson | ODU Monarchs | Atlantic Coast (ACC) | 5 | Rob Flowers | Bradentucky Crackheads | Atlantic Coast (ACC) | |
| 6 | Sheena Canniff | Fire Ants | American Athletic (Former Big East) | 6 | Andrew Russell | Andrew Russell | Southeastern Conference (SEC) | |
| 7 | Jen MacDonald | Powderpuff girls | Southeastern Conference (SEC) | 7 | John Lule & Thomas Corsale | Don't Feed the JoeyJulius | Conference USA | |
| 8 | Eric French | Hurricane Swagger | Atlantic Coast (ACC) | 8 | Brad | Storm18 | Atlantic Coast (ACC) | |
| 9 | Erik Babcock | The other football | Big 10 | 9 | Bobby Williams | Chuch | Southeastern Conference (SEC) | |
| 10 | Scott Wilson and TJ Keating | Can't be that Bad | Big 10 | 10 | Eli Rohlf | Redbirds | Big 12 | |
| Man Bear Pigs | Llamas Pajamas | |||||||
| # | Owner Name | Team Name | Power Conference | # | Owner Name | Team Name | Power Conference | |
| 1 | Shane Seiden | Swamp FaFa | Southeastern Conference (SEC) | 1 | Josh Mechaly | Gators | Southeastern Conference (SEC) | |
| 2 | Gary Pisciotta | Rampart Rangers | American Athletic (Former Big East) | 2 | Jess deMonsabert and Amy Veress | Animals Wearing Wigs | Southeastern Conference (SEC) | |
| 3 | Erik Jensen | gobucks | Southeastern Conference (SEC) | 3 | Russ deMonsabert and Lars Vicendese | Crabcakes and Football | Sun Belt | |
| 4 | Charlie Ocheltree | A Jose Canseco Bat? | American Athletic (Former Big East) | 4 | Jason Shelton | VCU Rams "Still Undefeated" | Atlantic Coast (ACC) | |
| 5 | Kristi Rohlf | Happy Caturday | Pacific-12 (Pac-12) | 5 | Janet Brishke | Hops Gon' Give It To Ya | Southeastern Conference (SEC) | |
| 6 | Nick Lule | Sauce Ninjas | Big 12 | 6 | Jordan Hartmeyer | Marble Man | Atlantic Coast (ACC) | |
| 7 | Chris Pisciotta | Sparky | Pacific-12 (Pac-12) | 7 | Sean Gingras | Purple Caterpillars | Conference USA | |
| 8 | Cameron Jessee | Hurricane Cam | Atlantic Coast (ACC) | 8 | Cole Flanagan | Primetime 21 | Atlantic Coast (ACC) | |
| 9 | Andrew Chapman | Scrappy Chappy | Southeastern Conference (SEC) | 9 | Jastej Mudahar | beck2stallworth | Sun Belt | |
| 10 | Billy Cole | ColeCane24 | Atlantic Coast (ACC) | 10 | Tom MacDonald | Tom MacDonald | Southeastern Conference (SEC) | |